Anybody have footage of Sheamus stealing Del Rio's car? I missed it the first 72 times they showed it last night.
Somewhere between the girls' match that felt like it went on for an hour and the 37th time they recapped Sheamus's grand theft auto is when I just turned the show off. Well, actually it's when I killed my
'd YouTube downloading, but same difference, right? Even with the commercials cut out, it's just too much tedium to bother with. When I hoped longer matches would be a side effect of going to three hours, I did not mean for extended rounds of Kelly Kelly Kelly flailing around like a Muppet and poor The RyBack having to sell Curt Hawkins' offense. Oh, and thank goodness they kept Randy "Two Strikes" Orton strong over the badass monster who is co-challenging for the title at the next PPV.
Also, it's amazing how AJ went from being the most entertaining character on the show to vanilla whore #31 in just a couple of weeks' time. Now she has all the gravitas of ECW GM Tiffany. And they're never going to let Punk be that guy who cut THAT promo ever again, are they? Such a waste.
I'm just going to go back to reading recaps and finding decent matches later. Somebody wake me the next time the Rock is back, willya?