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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2007, 01:44:26 PM »
Tell you what though, where the fuck is Haterade? Huh
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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2007, 01:45:13 PM »
Quote from: John Moores on January 05, 2007, 12:55:43 PM
It's Stratford-UPON-Avon. The Avon is a lovely river. We sure do love our rivers being part of our placenames here. Well, locally there's Chorlton-On-Medlocke and that's it, I think. Do you guys have that, town-upon-river names?

Funny, I didn't think the Avon was all that lovely.  ...though I did steal some of the wood off of Shakespeare's parents birthing chair which I keep in my wallet, so that I can say that I have a 600 year old piece of wood in my wallet.

What?
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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2007, 01:47:34 PM »
Quote from: Grumpy on January 05, 2007, 01:45:13 PM
Funny, I didn't think the Avon was all that lovely.

No, it's not really that lovely at all.
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 ...though I did steal some of the wood off of Shakespeare's parents birthing chair which I keep in my wallet, so that I can say that I have a 600 year old piece of wood in my wallet.

What?

You bastard!  Grin
Surely it's only 450 years old though? Shakey was born in 1564, IIRC. Wink
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2007, 01:51:41 PM »
Quote from: John Moores on January 05, 2007, 01:47:34 PM
You bastard!  Grin
Surely it's only 450 years old though? Shakey was born in 1564, IIRC. Wink

Oh, you have it on good authority that Mr. and Mrs. Shakespeare went out and bought the birthing chair right before he was born?  Didn't realize you were that close with the family, John.  Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2007, 01:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Grumpy on January 05, 2007, 01:51:41 PM
Oh, you have it on good authority that Mr. and Mrs. Shakespeare went out and bought the birthing chair right before he was born?  Didn't realize you were that close with the family, John.  Smiley

Alright, they bought it 150 years before Shakespeare was born. Wink Grin
With 450, I allowed for 7 years before Big Willy Style showed up, didn't I? Wink
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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2007, 02:01:14 PM »
And it was old THEN.  Some guy named Joseph made it for his wife, a LONG time ago, but she apparently didn't get to use it... something about having her baby in a barn, or something...
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« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2007, 02:02:39 PM »
Ah, well, in THAT case... Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2007, 03:16:18 PM »
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Where the fuck is Haterade? Huh

I checked and he logged in on the Doosh yesterday to judge the Kalibak custom.   Kinda figured he hasn't been around much 'cause he's caught up in some kind of personal shit.   
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« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2007, 03:20:17 PM »
Ah, thanks, Psy.
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« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2007, 03:53:59 PM »
Or name stuff after indian names.  Like that somehow makes up for genocide and a massive land-grab.

Man most of our towns here (in Washington) are Native American names....including Seattle, which was named in honor of Chief Sealth.....after we took his land of course.
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« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2007, 04:04:45 PM »
Is there a Gettysburgburgh?
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« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2007, 05:39:54 PM »
Yes, and the guy who run the town is known as the Ghettysburgburghermeister.
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« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2007, 05:52:29 PM »
And where's Rocko?

You want fun go into Virgina I swear every town is ___  ___ Court House.

It like they said lets put up a court house and see what grows.

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« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2007, 11:36:30 AM »
Rocko's fine.

He's been getting some with an old/current(?) flame who happened to be in town. Knowing Rocko, it was 12 wild, id-driven hours of pure animal passion.

I caught him in between shifts at work yesterday and he was positively aglow.

If I die, my kids will (probably) cry, and I want everyone to have a big drink of expensive Scotch. Just pull up to my house and ask my wife. She hates the shit and no one else in my family will take it. Then LEAVE. I'll be dead. I won't want to see you.  Cheesy
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« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2007, 12:19:44 PM »
I am quite alive, thanks for asking. Many irons in the fire. If I can pull off one particular project I might be able to retire old, tired, and plum delirious at 29.
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