EXPENDABLES

[fishmilkshake]

I will never understand American's for the life of me.

It's completely fine to eviscerate hundred's of people on-screen for a 12 rating but say fuck whilst you're doing it and it's a instant R, add some tits and the world will probably explode or something...

And yet Eminem et al can fuckcuntfagho all life long day and sell millions of records (to teens no less) and get Grammy's..

And you have to wonder what Norris is thinking anyway.
Does he really have that much star power to convince Stallone and co to un-macho?

Kind of goes against the "Eighties action" credo doesn't it?

I'm betting we get an unrated blu-ray out of this.

You just summed up my single greatest life goal 

[JSayonara]

You've never fuckcuntfaghoed?

You really should try it, just remember to bring a raincoat.

[JSayonara]

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2012/08/13/harrison-ford-in-expendables-3-talks

Eastwood?
My head just exploded.

I just want to see a scene where he kicks everyone's arse by himself in seconds and then walks off with that look..

[Kimmel Prime]

If they do a third I want a Sean Connery cameo as an ex British Super Spy, just a 2 minute little deal in a high class joint drinking a martini.  I think it would be funny as hell.

[Hyperion]

Sneak in Connery, Brosnan, Moore, Dalton, Craig and Lazenby all sitting at a table playing baccarat with Diana Rigg, Patrick Macnee and Bill Cosby and I'd go just to see that one scene.

[JSayonara]

Sneak in Connery, Brosnan, Moore, Dalton, Craig and Lazenby all sitting at a table playing baccarat with Diana Rigg, Patrick Macnee and Bill Cosby and I'd go just to see that one scene.

That scene is nothing without:



 

[Year6Robin]

Sneak in Connery, Brosnan, Moore, Dalton, Craig and Lazenby all sitting at a table playing baccarat with Diana Rigg, Patrick Macnee and Bill Cosby and I'd go just to see that one scene.

Awesome sauce!!! 

[Hyperion]

And at the very end, when things look bad for Barney and crew, a sudden shot from a sniper rifle sneaks in and takes out the bad guy.  We trace back the shot and peeking out from behind a Barrett Light .50 we see-



"Amateurs" She grumbles as she goes back to line up another shot.

[Rocko]

I went to the midnight premiere. It was sparsely attended and it was total stupid shit, one of the worst movies that I ever paid money to see. It was fun, I guess. You just have to judge it on a curve because it's so retarded. Bunch of broken down old pussy-ass B-movie stars waving their dicks around, making forced and stale jokes that hinge entirely on your familiarity with famous and also very stupid movies. The Summer movie season started with Avengers and ended with this. This was like the Meatloaf record that's not Bat Out Of Hell that the host of the party puts on at 5 AM so that you'll fucking leave. 

Ready to watch a movie or two that's aimed at adults.

[fishmilkshake]

Perfect!

[Rocko]

Today at the store a couple who are enthusiasts of actual good movies were in. They were shaming me for not seeing Midnight in Paris after they told me to years ago, and haven't seen Moonrise Kingdom yet. You can imagine my chagrin at confessing that although I haven't seen those, I have seen both Expendables movies.

[fishmilkshake]

Today at the store a couple who are enthusiasts of actual good movies were in. They were shaming me for not seeing Midnight in Paris after they told me to years ago, and haven't seen Moonrise Kingdom yet. You can imagine my chagrin at confessing that although I haven't seen those, I have seen both Expendables movies.

Yeah, but seeing shit films makes you appreciate good ones all the more. Go and watch the Matthew Broderick "Godzilla" if you don't believe me. Although I'll proudly confess that I've yet to see "Batman & Robin".

[Rocko]

I've seen enough shitty movies for a lifetime. I know what they are and I know that they're out there, I can usually see them coming from a mile away. I've never said "This movie looks awful, let me just try it anyway" and recanted. Every shitty movie I sit through is one less good movie I'll see before I'm dead. I already know I'll have something better to do than see Expendables 3. I'm making plans now that will prevent me from being available to get talked into going to a movie that hasn't been made yet.

[fishmilkshake]

I've seen enough shitty movies for a lifetime. I know what they are and I know that they're out there, I can usually see them coming from a mile away. I've never said "This movie looks awful, let me just try it anyway" and recanted. Every shitty movie I sit through is one less good movie I'll see before I'm dead. I already know I'll have something better to do than see Expendables 3. I'm making plans now that will prevent me from being available to get talked into going to a movie that hasn't been made yet.

 

[Kimmel Prime]

I loved it. I see enough artsy movies with Heather that sometimes I just like having something mindless like this. A group of 11 other guys, including my father, ranging in age from 24-64 went to see it last night. We got drinks at the bar in the mall where we saw the movie before hand, then went and saw the movie and afterwards got ourselves thrown out of the go cart track that is also a part of the mall. Great evening of fun.

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