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« on: August 18, 2012, 07:00:18 AM »
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In a story taken straight from the "this can't be true files," a woman has been arrested for shoplifting in Oslo, Norway.
 
What makes the story so crazy is that she is accused of shoplifting a 42-inch LCD TV, under her skirt.
 
The woman is said to have hobbled from the store to a nearby bus stop, accompanied by her boyfriend, clasping the TV between her thighs.
 
One employee had already deemed the couple suspicious enough to call the police and they were both arrested on the bus.
 
After being arrested, the shoplifter said she was Romanian and had "very strong thigh muscles," reports the DailyMail. Officers, who were skeptical, tried to replicate the feat, and added it is "not impossible."




http://www.afterdawn.com/news/article.cfm/2012/08/16/thief_steals_42-inch_tv_between_her_legs
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2012, 08:42:32 AM »
Fucking hell!
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2012, 04:41:22 PM »
This is why horror movies take place in Eastern Europe.
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2012, 04:46:53 PM »
All day this title has reminded me of this!


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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2012, 07:30:55 PM »
Where'd she put the remote?
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2012, 09:37:36 PM »
When I was a teenager working in a grocery store, we caught a lady stealing a ham she put up her dress between her legs. When they stopped her, she denied it at first and when they told her there was a witness, she spread 'em and the ham fell to the floor. I think they put it back in the meat case to sell....
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2012, 04:21:01 PM »
 Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2012, 09:29:33 PM »
I want a full list of things this woman has shoplifted while working her way up to a 42" TV.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2012, 12:46:01 PM »
Hey, James Bond had to fight a woman who killed her victims with her thighs, so stealing a TV with them has got to be possible!




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