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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 07:07:51 PM »

....a liitle anal play don't hurt nobody


Depends on how hard you play. 
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 07:10:44 PM »

Only on the Mess does a thread inviting people to join a toy forum turn into a discussion of assplay.
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 08:07:37 PM »

Just one more reason to sign up and participate.   Grin
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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 08:19:48 PM »

I will not hide who I am so you can get new members.
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2012, 08:52:36 PM »

Only on the Mess does a thread inviting people to join a toy forum turn into a discussion of assplay.

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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2012, 01:46:55 AM »

Or in this case, fudge.
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2012, 09:44:08 AM »

Welcome new members!  I assure you the assplay is gentle.
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2012, 09:47:05 AM »

Welcome new members!  I assure you the assplay is gentle.


It is?

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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2012, 10:49:05 AM »

Welcome new members!  I assure you the assplay is gentle.


YEAH, REAL GENTLE, RIGHT SWEETCHEEKS?



Hey, BIG BOSSMAN!  Why don't you tell NEW MEMBERS about our GENTLE ASSPLAY!



Oh, like MICK SAID, it's REAL FUCKING GENTLE!  Except maybe for this REDHEADED NEW FISH we're about to INITIATE, he's about to be SERVING HARD TIME!  Now SIGN the FUCK UP and JOIN ALREADY!

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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2012, 10:51:08 AM »

Gotta love the soft-sell approach.
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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2012, 10:53:35 AM »

And that is the story of how "Chief" became such a hardened SOB...truthfully if they sign up after all this:
A. They know fun when they see it.
B. They are deeply disturbed sociopaths.
C. They think we're joking.
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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2012, 11:13:55 AM »

The irony of this character being from the show "Johnny Quest" is not lost on me. laugh
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« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2012, 11:32:08 PM »

I am simultaniously amused and horrified by this thread.

Also, most of those guests are typically Google/Yahoo/Bing-bots. Or Nigerian princes trying to sell us Viagra or something. I dunno.
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« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2012, 09:20:00 AM »

Doesn't mesn they can't sign up. We need more Bingbots around here.
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« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2012, 10:13:28 AM »

He came back as a robot?

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