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« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2012, 03:06:34 PM »
Quote from: measle on July 30, 2012, 03:05:27 PM
He's upset because his old strategy of "aiming for the wet-spot" becomes problematic underwater, whether the dolphin is willing or not doesn't make it any easier.

Well, you know what they say.

Roll 'em in flour and check for the wet bit.
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« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2012, 04:59:02 PM »
Oh Jesus. puke

I'd rather stick my cock in a dolphin.

Did he take that photo for Viz' Up the Arse page. laugh
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« Reply #77 on: July 30, 2012, 05:02:46 PM »
After she had Abs she turned into this!
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« Reply #78 on: July 30, 2012, 05:06:45 PM »
Quote from: JSayonara on July 30, 2012, 04:59:02 PM
Did he take that photo for Viz' Up the Arse page. laugh


Oh that sounds like a de-rail again!!
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« Reply #79 on: July 30, 2012, 05:09:01 PM »
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« Reply #80 on: July 30, 2012, 05:11:00 PM »
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« Reply #81 on: July 30, 2012, 05:13:13 PM »
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« Reply #82 on: July 30, 2012, 05:17:02 PM »
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« Reply #83 on: July 30, 2012, 09:27:19 PM »
I love porn but this place is my favorite place in which to feel depraved.
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« Reply #84 on: July 30, 2012, 09:28:19 PM »
You mean deprived?
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« Reply #85 on: August 01, 2012, 09:05:19 AM »
Speaking of remember when...

Over the years, some great feuds have busted out in these threads... We seem to have a knack for insulting and irritating people to the point they feel compelled to sign up and defend themselves, which just adds to the fun.  I mean, Matt Mason and Hagop literally posted in threads where we trashed the living shit out of them.  We even had Geoff Beckett of Shocker Toys and his minions post until they could no longer take the mockery.

But perhaps my favorite "feud" was the guy who busted onto these threads, demanding we all hated him, had insulted him for being a scalper, and fuck all of you assholes.  None of us had ever heard of the guy, but were happy to oblige him by mocking the shit out of him and his delusions of grandeur.  Jjlecaros I think his name was.  He got so pissed he deleted his account, and all that remains are some ridiculous quotes when we quoted him.

Then there's Messers of days gone bye... Green Eagle for example, seemed like a cool dude but somewhere along the way got so pissed at something he deleted his account.  That was a bummer.

I'd certainly say we won the feud against Brewer...nice guy, shitty line manager.  His main value was having made every mistake you could possibly make with a toy line, back when said line was a helluva lot hotter than today.  And even when he stumbled on successful shit like Batman Inc., that sold well, he'd back the fuck off and produce only one wave.  Green Lantern seemed to be the only thing he didn't completely screw up.  

Johns has my ire now, the spread-too-thin egomaniac who thinks that because he can sell 100,000 copies of a comic he knows filmmaking and movies (somebody tell Geoffy and Frank Miller they're entirely different mediums, and what works on a 2-d comic page can be a painful groaner of a scene on film)... not to mention an ego-driven reboot that doesn't take the best of the past and preserves it, but rather trashes the work of greats because this new, keel idea for Green Arrow, Teen Titans, Doom Patrol, Blackhawk, etc. all work better.  Not to mention his weak tea JLA reboot, that reads like his piss poor attempt at a JLA feature film, replete with all the sorts of lame dialogue that can fly on a comic page but is groan-inducing when you hear it coming out of Ryan Reynolds mouth in a Green Lantern suit.

Yeah, Geoffy's our own little Anakin, our hope for the future dashed in a blaze of ego, immersed in a bad prequel of his own creation, that it forces fans into nostalgia mode for the past versus being excited for the future.

In short, Geoff Johns sucks, and he should be relegated to writing Aquaman Comice where he can't hurt the DCU any further.
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Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2012, 05:16:22 PM
Reading the DCnU is like trying to shit a brick.  It's agonizing.  While I'm one of the few people around here who thought there might be some actual merit in a relaunch, the execution has been just that, an execution.           
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« Reply #86 on: August 01, 2012, 09:09:16 AM »
I should also add, seeing Gard and Chip wrestle with their toy collecting and comic book demons in real time on these pages was compelling as fuck, and downright emotional for a hardened soul like me.  So happy Chip has a baby on the way, and Gard's in a positive place.  You don't get shit like that on the FWOOSH and AFI. 

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Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2012, 05:16:22 PM
Reading the DCnU is like trying to shit a brick.  It's agonizing.  While I'm one of the few people around here who thought there might be some actual merit in a relaunch, the execution has been just that, an execution.           
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« Reply #87 on: August 01, 2012, 09:09:51 AM »
Quote from: Hater on August 01, 2012, 09:05:19 AM
But perhaps my favorite "feud" was the guy who busted onto these threads, demanding we all hated him, had insulted him for being a scalper, and fuck all of you assholes.  None of us had ever heard of the guy, but were happy to oblige him by mocking the shit out of Him and his delusions of grandeur.  Jjlecaros I think his name was.  He got so pissed he deleted his account, and all that remains are some ridiculous quotes when we quoted him.

I'll take credit for that one, after taunting him several times at TNI he stumbled over here.  He was a TNI guy (mod, maybe?  I forget) who supposedly helped others with SDCC stuff, never minding the fact that he had an eBay account with pricing that made Sinlao look sorta reasonable.  I'm sure that shit is still down in the TNI morons thread in Rumble somewhere.

And I miss GE, Sinny, titans, etc.  But that's the way it goes unfortunately.  Sad
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« Reply #88 on: August 01, 2012, 09:15:17 AM »
Quote from: darthfoley on August 01, 2012, 09:09:51 AM
I'll take credit for that one, after taunting him several times at TNI he stumbled over here.  He was a TNI guy (mod, maybe?  I forget) who supposedly helped others with SDCC stuff, never minding the fact that he had an eBay account with pricing that made Sinlao look sorta reasonable.  I'm sure that shit is still down in the TNI morons thread in Rumble somewhere.

And I miss GE, Sinny, titans, etc.  But that's the way it goes unfortunately.  Sad

Sin was a really good guy, and I liked Titans too.  Thankfully, the Mess is like comics, no one stays dead forever.  Hoping we see those guys back at some point.
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Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2012, 05:16:22 PM
Reading the DCnU is like trying to shit a brick.  It's agonizing.  While I'm one of the few people around here who thought there might be some actual merit in a relaunch, the execution has been just that, an execution.           
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« Reply #89 on: August 01, 2012, 09:16:40 AM »
I'm enjoying the nu Aquaman so far. It's one of only a few books I'm still reading. Mera's been great, which is a big plus for me.

Just sayin'...
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