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« Reply #60 on: July 11, 2012, 05:29:33 PM »
indeed, i think it behooves you.
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« Reply #61 on: July 11, 2012, 05:31:27 PM »
Quote from: pootboy on July 11, 2012, 05:29:33 PM
indeed, i think it behooves you.




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« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2012, 05:32:54 PM »
My hat isn't quite as big! laugh
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« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2012, 09:26:56 AM »
Quote from: StrayCatBlues on July 11, 2012, 04:51:40 PM
''Chapter One- Saturday at the store is a nightmare, for some reason Granny Clampett glances up and finds herself locked in the bold grey gaze of Gardner Grayle who is standing at the counter staring at her.

Heart Failure. Literally.

'' Miss Clampett. What a pleasant surprise''

His gaze is unwavering and intense.

''Mr Grayle'', she whispers as that's all she can manage. There is a ghost of a smile on his lips and his eyes are alight with humour, as if he is enjoying some private joke.

''I was in the area,'' he says by way of explanation.
''I need to stock up on a few things. It's a pleasure to see you again Miss Clampett''.

His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fadge caramel... or something.

She shakes her head to gather her wits. Her heart is pounding at a frantic tempo and for some reason Granny is blushing furiously under his steady scrutiny. She is utterly thrown by the sight of him standing before her.
He's not merely geeky looking - he's the epitome of male cosplay, breathtaking and he's here. Go figure. Dressed as Amethyst.
Finally Granny's cognitive functions are restored and reconnected with the rest of her ancient body.''


Ooh next chapter... any budding Novelists?, we might have a Mess best seller here!

I am inspired!

This needs to be our next ongoing feature...  Grin
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« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2012, 10:28:47 AM »
That could happen!  laugh
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« Reply #65 on: July 28, 2012, 03:44:53 PM »
Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Greypowered by Aeva


Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey.
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« Reply #66 on: July 28, 2012, 08:07:49 PM »
We need to get him for 50 shades of Grayle!
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No politicians, just compassion, Celebrity, its out of fashion, Innocence don't take a thrashin', On the playground floor.

Constable paints awesome skies, Instead of macing suspects eyes, Bankers pay is justified and all nations come in peace.
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