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« on: February 28, 2007, 08:56:30 PM »
For those of you not in the know, Dirty Dooshbag Theater is the "Fumetti" styled creation of Haterade, it's his way of flinging poo at the sometimes absurd world of pop culture in an entertaining, offensive, irreverent and thought-provoking manner.  This column is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, we're not sure it's safe for humans, but it will make you laugh, and it will make you think.  If you're one that feels Wizard magazine is hard-hitting journalism, or think Newsarama asks the tough questions, then step right up, 'cuz you're exactly the type of baby seal that Haterade is looking to club.  Consider yourself forewarned because Haterade calls it like he sees it, doesn't pull his punches, and he's off his meds.

Check out the first installment and let us know what you think.
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2007, 08:59:04 PM »
I'm proud to say that Hater has confirmed that I picked up what it was he was laying down with this installment, not to mention I laughed my ass off.  Tarantino doesn't seem such a genius when you swap out Robin for Bruce Willis.

Also is there anyone less Marcellus WIleyish than Aquman?  I mean I can see the love scenes, but Marcellus Wiley?
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 09:13:10 PM »
Oh boy.  This is gonna' skewer Alex Ross but good.  Amoung other things.  Great first round Hater.
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2007, 09:16:34 PM »
Notice the Toth undertones too.  The simple innocence of Alex Toth juxtaposed against the grit and grime of Tarantino...

I just realized, I miss the black trunks on Aquaman's costume.  It looked better IMO.
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2007, 09:49:42 PM »
His old stuff was better.  Grin

Seriously though, if someone doesn't turn to the camera to yell at a Toy and/or Comic executive, it just doesn't feel the same!
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2007, 09:53:06 PM »
Patience Choochopper.  This is only the first half to episode 1.  I can't say who (or is it whom), but at least one comic pro is in for the grilling of his life.
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2007, 10:05:10 PM »
I can think of two from this episode alone. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2007, 10:16:50 PM »
Toth-rantino... the mind boggles...

Hey Hater, do have the Todd McFarlane figure McF Toys put out a few years back?  Despite his current lack of relevence, I'd kind of like to see him get a turn in the DDT grinder.   Maybe at the hands of the (sheesh) "Man of Miracles" figure. 8)
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 11:11:19 PM »
Interesting.  What say you Hate, would you ever be open to requests for skewering?
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 12:40:19 AM »
Quote from: measle on February 28, 2007, 08:59:04 PM
Also is there anyone less Marcellus WIleyish than Aquman?  I mean I can see the love scenes, but Marcellus Wiley?

He's King of the Seven Seas, but every SUPERFRIENDS episode I saw him treated like a BITCH.  In the "Wizard of Oz" Superfriends episode-- Aquaman was defeated by fucking CROWS.  Not magical ass crow-men or anything-- just run-of-the-mill, cornfield CROWS. 
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Reading the DCnU is like trying to shit a brick.  It's agonizing.  While I'm one of the few people around here who thought there might be some actual merit in a relaunch, the execution has been just that, an execution.           
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 12:41:27 AM »
No, I get that....I was referring to Marcellus being a cool cat.  Grin

Sorry Andy.
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 12:45:01 AM »
Quote from: Chooch on February 28, 2007, 09:49:42 PM
His old stuff was better.  Grin

I looked back at the old shit-- and it was just nuts.  Prison Lex went to Dante's 9 circles of Hell and whatnot. It will indeed be tough to top.  

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Seriously though, if someone doesn't turn to the camera to yell at a Toy and/or Comic executive, it just doesn't feel the same!

Maybe I'm starting too slow with Aquaman being raped by Rednecks... I need to really get to the edgy stuff and comic commentary... Ah, well-- there's always PART 2 for that...
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Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2012, 05:16:22 PM
Reading the DCnU is like trying to shit a brick.  It's agonizing.  While I'm one of the few people around here who thought there might be some actual merit in a relaunch, the execution has been just that, an execution.           
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 12:47:20 AM »
Quote from: TransGoJoeBot on February 28, 2007, 10:16:50 PM
Hey Hater, do have the Todd McFarlane figure McF Toys put out a few years back?  Despite his current lack of relevence, I'd kind of like to see him get a turn in the DDT grinder.   Maybe at the hands of the (sheesh) "Man of Miracles" figure. 8)

Hmmm.  Todd McFarlane...That's a REALLY good idea...
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 12:51:49 AM »
Quote from: measle on February 28, 2007, 11:11:19 PM
Interesting.  What say you Hate, would you ever be open to requests for skewering?

Sure-- if I can have it make sense within the "story."

Thanks for the support , feedback, and kind words all... I just hope each installment has at least one good laugh in it...
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2007, 01:07:05 AM »
Quote from: Haterade on March 01, 2007, 12:45:01 AM
Maybe I'm starting too slow with Aquaman being raped by Rednecks... I need to really get to the edgy stuff and comic commentary... Ah, well-- there's always PART 2 for that...

heh he heh...
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