Season 2 - The Last Will and Testament of the Superfriends!
by Haterade


Ross intended to unleash the holocaust that is KID MIRACLEMAN to wipe out any REMAINING DISSENTERS!  And with my help, he's been transferring LEXCORP FUNDS to fill his WAR CHEST!


Even MY vast financial resources would not be enough to create the kind of DYSTOPIAN FUTURE we're talking about!  Ross would need some serious cash-- perhaps from someone like him-- an OVERHYPED, OVERRATED comic talent that is GROSSLY OVERPAID!

YES!  ROSS has been getting SECRET FINANCIAL BACKING from… the GODDAMN FRANK MILLER!


The situation is even more dire than I had anticipated!  Luthor must cut off the HEAD OF THE SNAKE itself, if we’re to prevent TOTAL COMIC ARMAGEDDON!

We’re going to HOLLYWOOD, Quest!  It's MILLER TIME!

SHAZZA-ZING!


QUESADA IS THIS WAY!  HULK CAN FEEL IT!

QUESADA!!!!  HULK WILL SMASH YOU FOR THE BIG PFFFT THAT IS WORLD WAR HULK!!!
 

Dude, you just MISSED him!  He left FIVE MINUTES AGO!

HULK will LOOK AROUND!  In case FAT MAN with CINNAMON SPRINKLES is LYING!
 

Hey, HULK!  You want REVENGE on QUESADA?

WHO?!!


It’s me-- JESSE FALCON!


JOE QUESADA betrayed me too!  He and CORPORATE sold our wildly successful MARVEL LEGENDS line to HASBLO!  And thanks to their weak-ass paint-apps, limp sculpts, and MISMANAGEMENT OF THE LINE—they’ve DESTROYED what I BUILT!
 

But if you FREE ME—we can crush the FAT MAN—TOGETHER!  Maybe  I can even get you a new sculpt—‘cause frankly dude- that “GLADIATOR HULK SCULPT” is WEAK!


You can make HULK…pretty?


ABSOLUTELY!  Free me, dude!  Together we can SMASH OUR ENEMIES!  And maybe kick Brewer in the balls just for funsies!  Think of it, HULK—REVENGE!


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