Season 2 - The Last Will and Testament of the Superfriends!
by Haterade




DEEP INSIDE THE FUNKY-SMELLING, ZOMBIE-LADEN SWAMP—LIES THE HIDDEN HEADQUARTERS of THE LEGION OF ROSS!


LORD ROSS!  What is the meaning of this!  Call off these PINK GOONS!

You have FAILED ME for the last time, DAN DIDIO!  As we SPEAK, my FATHER, THE BELOVED “PAPPY ROSS” is PRISONER of the ALL-TOTHS!

I—FAILED YOU???  I’ve re-arranged the DCU according to your WHIMS!  Your character designs REIGN SUPREME!  We market the SHIT out of your most insignificant DOODLE!  There’s just NO APPEASING your INSATIABLE, MASSIVE EGO!

ENOUGH of your CONTINUAL LIES, Didio!  All that “less dark universe, Chapter 3, part of a larger plan”   horseshit!  You will be made to ANSWER for your CRIMES against GOOD STORYTELLING! Welcome to…THE TRIAL OF DAN DIDIO!

Meet your PROSECUTOR…He’s starring in another soon-to-be-canceled DC series… He was the MAIN VILLAIN in "52!"  Meet the vicious and intimidating...SKEETS!

And your defense attorney… HARVEY DENT!  TWO-FACE!

Lord Ross and ladies and gentlemen of the JURY… My client DAN DIDIO has one fuckuva record!

First of all… He had BATMAN put ME in charge of GOTHAM during ONE YEAR LATER!  Why?  Who the fuck knows?  But it SOUNDED cool for 5 seconds! 


Dan Didio replaced the crappy Steve Ditko-created QUESTION with this INSTANT CLASSIC, RENEE MONTOYA!


But MORE importantly…he introduced HOT LESBIAN SEX to the DCU!  

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